Onto American History...

If you decided to iron the Declaration of Independance, then people would, like, kill you. They like their wrinkles.

Art is useless

Art is completely and utterly useless. Really. sure it might be nice to look at, but does it really do anything??? In the movie 2012 they save the Mona Lisa from destruction, but why???? Because its old??? Becuase its pretty??? Art serves no other purpose other then to be saved, protected, and admired from a distance. Aka: its useless.

Time For Nothing

When time is over, there is nothing. Therefore, nothing will never exist.

Unless it will.....?

Making origami ducks in your algerbra class IS NOT A WASTE OF TIME!!!

For time is never wasted. It is simply used for other purposes than originally planned.

Vandalism...

Defacing property is NOT vandalism. It's just redecorating with out permission.

The Thing of Nothing.

Is nothing a thing? If so, what is it?

Air is killing you. Everytime you breathe, you die just a little bit.

STOP BREATHING!!! =P

Breathing causes Death

If you had to remember how to breathe, then a whole bunch of people would die.

Nothing and Everything

If everything was nothing, then nothing would be everything.

nothing...

NOTHING CAN'T EXIST.

Everything and Nothing

In the middle of everything, there is nothing. In the middle of nothing, there is everything.

Nothing vs. Something

Nothing lacks something, and something lacks nothing.

Everything vs. Anything

Everything is anything, and anything is everything.

Anything...

Anything is 1 everything.

Nothing vs. Everything

If there was such thing as nothing, nothing would exist. but since there is no such thing as nothing, then everything exist.